Hello, friends and degenerates! It’s time for round two of the 2017-’18 PGA Tour season — and time to win some big money. Last week, we came close — closer than we have in a while when Tony Finau finished second at the Safeway Open. Now it’s time to capitalize.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Believe it or not, the 2017-18 PGA Tour season is already upon us — which means we’ve all got a clean slate. Whether you’re a PGA Tour rookie, a journeyman pro or a degenerate wagerer like myself, it’s time to begin anew. Last year means nothing. Tomorrow is here and it’s time to make hay while the sun shines!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Welcome back, friends and degenerates! It’s time to strap in and throw down for the last ro-day-o of the 2017 PGA Tour season. The TOUR Championship presented by Coca-Cola is here — and so is our last chance at making some money for nothing (though, most of us will still pay for our chicks, be it via some agreed upon currency exchange or marriage or something … but I digress).Please, blog, may I have some more?
The third leg of the FedExCup Playoffs are upon us! And that means that the time to make some money before the end of the season is running out faster than hurricane relief funds.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Good afternoon, friends and degenerates! It’s time for round two of the FedExCup Playoffs — and it’s getting late to rake in the green. As Happy Gilmore said, “time is ticking away here, I need to make some real money.”Please, blog, may I have some more?
As you know, it’s PGA Championship week — the penultimate time the event will be the final major of the season — and the last chance to make some major money betting on golf. Below I’ve taken precious time out of my whirlwind schedule to give you my can’t-miss, sure-fire, mortal locks for the PGA Championship. So — get your pencil’s ready, kiddos — I’m only going to say this once:Please, blog, may I have some more?
The PGA Tour’s best stroll into Firestone Country Club in Akron, Ohio this week for the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational. In what is essentially and all-star game before the season’s final major, there are plenty of great choices this week. I’ll be your guide:Please, blog, may I have some more?
After a week off to regroup (and weed the palatial estate) Golfstradamus is back and ready to win big — and you can, too! Your can’t-miss, sure-fire, moral locks for the 146th Open Championship are right here!Please, blog, may I have some more?
I’ve got to be honest — looking at the field for this week’s Greenbrier Classic is kind of disappointing. There are less “stars” in this week’s event than newest season of “Dancing with the Stars.” I wouldn’t say I had a “Major League” moment (“Rickie Vaughn? Willy Hayes? I never heard of most of ’em. Mitchell Freedmen? Who are these _____ guys?”) but, yeah, it wasn’t good.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Good day, friends and degenerates! It’s time, once more, for your chance at (almost) free money! The PGA Tour rolls into (kind of) our Nation’s Capital for the Quicken Loans National. While the Big Cat won’t be in town, there are plenty of PGA Tour big dawgs ready to take down the title and add valuable FedExCup points…Please, blog, may I have some more?