Welcome back, friends and degenerates! It’s time to strap in and throw down for the last ro-day-o of the 2017 PGA Tour season. The TOUR Championship presented by Coca-Cola is here — and so is our last chance at making some money for nothing (though, most of us will still pay for our chicks, be it via some agreed upon currency exchange or marriage or something … but I digress). 

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As you know, it’s PGA Championship week — the penultimate time the event will be the final major of the season — and the last chance to make some major money betting on golf. Below I’ve taken precious time out of my whirlwind schedule to give you my can’t-miss, sure-fire, mortal locks for the PGA Championship. So — get your pencil’s ready, kiddos — I’m only going to say this once:

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It’s Wednesday! And that means it’s time to place your bets! Golfstradamus is back with your can’t-miss, sure-fire, mortal locks for the Zurich Classic! Justin Rose and Henrik Stenson come in as the favorites, but don’t count out some of the sleeper teams looking to make a big splash this week in New Orleans.

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