As you know, it’s PGA Championship week — the penultimate time the event will be the final major of the season — and the last chance to make some major money betting on golf. Below I’ve taken precious time out of my whirlwind schedule to give you my can’t-miss, sure-fire, mortal locks for the PGA Championship. So — get your pencil’s ready, kiddos — I’m only going to say this once:

Please, blog, may I have some more?

It is with a heavy heart that I come to you with preparations for the PGA Championship.

Now, I’m not sad because it’s the PGA Championship — I’m sad because on Sunday, when the final putt falls in the hole, there will be no more major championship golf for the better part of eight months. And that’s a terrible thought.

In the words of Jon Snow, “winter is coming.”

Please, blog, may I have some more?