Hello, friends and degenerates! It’s time once again to weed out the weak from the strong! The players from the posers! The best from the rest! This week, the PGA Tour rolls into Orlando for the Arnold Palmer Invitational — the next chance to line your pockets with income your wife doesn’t know about!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hola, friends and degenerates! It’s time to head back to the Sunshine State for this week’s Valspar Championship.
In the past, the Valspar has been a sub-par tournament filled with PGA Tour journeymen and young kids who haven’t really proven they could do more than beat their dad and his buddies at the local club. Boy, how times have changed!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Buenos Dias! The PGA Tour climbs Trump’s wall and heads South of the Boarder to the land of cheap cerveza and duffel bags full of heads! Not only does this week’s WGC-Mexico Championship mark the second time time the world’s best golfers tee it up in Mexico, it’s also the first World Golf Championship of the year.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Good day, friends and degenerates! After a rousing week of edge-of-couch riding followed by the onset of helplessness and sorrow at the Genesis Open, we turn our eyes and hopes and dreams east to the Sunshine state for the Honda Classic — the first leg of the Tour’s “Florida swing.”Please, blog, may I have some more?
Good day, friends and degenerates! While the world’s best winter athletes have descended on P.F. Changs for the Winter Olympics, the best golfers in the world are in Los Angeles for the Genesis Open!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Good day, friends and degenerates! Hopefully, you lined your pockets at the Super Bowl and are ready to double your winnings this week at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Greetings, friends and degenerates! It’s time for the year’s biggest party on the PGA Tour — the Waste Management Phoenix Open. It’s not Vegas, but it will get wild — and you’ll still have the chance to go home with more money than you showed up with. If you heed my advice…Please, blog, may I have some more?
This week, the Tour’s best move to the San Diego area for the Farmer’s Insurance Open. It also marks the first time in 2018 that Tiger Woods will tee it up in meaningful, full-field competition. And that, by itself, is reason enough to watch.Please, blog, may I have some more?
The Career Builder Challenge — the artist formerly known as the Bob Hope — is a perennial favorite among the tour’s best. I’m not sure why though, since it always seems to be a journeyman who runs into the best week of his life who wins this thing.Please, blog, may I have some more?
Aloha, friends and degenerates! The PGA Tour is on Oahu at Waialae Country Club for the Sony Open in Hawaii — the last first chance to get a win in paradise.Please, blog, may I have some more?