“Every since I was a boy I dreamed of writing about fantasy golf, and now, Ma and Pa, I’m going out west and I’m gonna make this dream a reality! And by ‘west’ I mean I’m going to make a left turn at the stove and go into the basement and eat Cheetos and watch TV, preferably something with hot chicks.” If the preceding sounds like something you’d say, then Razzball’s fantasy golf is where you should be! I.e., we need fantasy golf writers!
Due to complications from DGAF’ness our last writer is no longer with us. Now if you DGAF, but the first D is ‘Do,’ or you don’t don’t give a f**k, and would like to make a difference in the lives of all men, women and children who are interested in fantasy golf, you’ve come to the right place. The qualifications to write fantasy golf are having plaid pants and somewhat a clue about fantasy golf, and we can overlook you not having plaid pants. ‘Somewhat a clue’ is obviously subjective, but I will be as gentle as your lover if you don’t have what it takes. My guess is you do have what it takes and I don’t even know what it takes or what you have. Do you see how sure I am you are the right person for this job? By the way, if you really want to write about fantasy golf because you’re looking for an excuse to use a Caddyshack avatar, then I have a feeling you’re absolutely perfect for this job! So, if you’d like to write about fantasy golf here at Razzball, please comment below with your proper email and I will get back to you shortly. If the comments have closed on this post and you’re just finding us through Google, where the hell you been?! Well, you’re lucky we still need you, so comment on our fantasy baseball site on one of my posts and I’ll get back to you. If we don’t find anyone, we will be turning this into a classifieds section (Razzifieds?), so it’s up to you. No pressure!