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Hello, friends and degenerates! It's time once again to weed out the weak from the strong! The players from the posers! The best from the rest! This week, the PGA Tour rolls into Orlando for the Arnold Palmer Invitational -- the next chance to line your pockets with income your wife doesn't know about! 
Hola, friends and degenerates! It's time to head back to the Sunshine State for this week's Valspar Championship.  In the past, the Valspar has been a sub-par tournament filled with PGA Tour journeymen and young kids who haven't really proven they could do more than beat their dad and his buddies at the local club. Boy, how times have changed! 
It's not major season just yet, but we've already got a new candidate for tournament of the year -- the 2018 WGC-Mexico Championship.  Yet again, the world's best golfers needed extra holes -- or in this case, hole -- to resolve their differences. Despite the insane heroics on 18 in regulation, Justin Thomas was unable to stop the surging Phil Mickelson. 
Buenos Dias! The PGA Tour climbs Trump's wall and heads South of the Boarder to the land of cheap cerveza and duffel bags full of heads! Not only does this week's WGC-Mexico Championship mark the second time time the world's best golfers tee it up in Mexico, it's also the first World Golf Championship of the year.