This year, the U.S. Open returns to the site of it’s second playing — Shinnecock Hills Golf Club — and the story lines abound. Can we see another first time major winner? Will Phil Mickelson finish the career grand-slam? There’s more, but I’ve got to get to the casino and place these bets.

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Like many of you, I’m already looking ahead to next week — but there is meaningful golf being played this week in Tennessee! The FedEx St. Jude Classic at TPC Southwind in Memphis is always a favorite stop. 

Why? Who doesn’t want to go to Graceland? Poor boys and pilgrims? I didn’t think so. 

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Hey yo! Have you missed me? No? That’s fine. To be fair, Golfstradamus hasn’t been any better than your garden variety bookie. That said, the PGA Tour is teeing it up at one of my favorite venues this week — Colonial Country Club — and sports betting is becoming legal! 

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Hello Friends — and degenerates! The end of our long, torturous ordeal is finally nearing an end. The light at the end of the tunnel is now a solid beam of blinding light full of hope, the promise of Spring, green outerwear and pimento cheese. Masters week is upon us. Five words I have been dying to say for about 365 days, give or take. Christmas in April, the most wonderful time of the year, yada yada.

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Look — there’s nothing easy about the Masters. Whether it’s qualifying for the tournament or just getting as a patron, the Masters makes most people’s bucket list due to the exclusivity and stature.

In fact, the only thing easy about the Masters is making money betting on it — kind of.

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The world’s best golfers are in Austin, Texas this week for the Dell Technologies Match-Play Championship. As we all know, that means anything and everything can happen. Just like the NCAA’s “March Madness” tournament, you can expect upsets galore followed by a No. 1 seed inevitably winning the damn thing. 

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Hello, friends and degenerates! It’s time once again to weed out the weak from the strong! The players from the posers! The best from the rest! This week, the PGA Tour rolls into Orlando for the Arnold Palmer Invitational — the next chance to line your pockets with income your wife doesn’t know about! 

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Buenos Dias! The PGA Tour climbs Trump’s wall and heads South of the Boarder to the land of cheap cerveza and duffel bags full of heads! Not only does this week’s WGC-Mexico Championship mark the second time time the world’s best golfers tee it up in Mexico, it’s also the first World Golf Championship of the year. 

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