Hey yo! Have you missed me? No? That's fine. To be fair, Golfstradamus hasn't been any better than your garden variety bookie. That said, the PGA Tour is teeing it up at one of my favorite venues this week -- Colonial Country Club -- and sports betting is becoming legal!
Good day, friends and degenerates! After a rousing week of edge-of-couch riding followed by the onset of helplessness and sorrow at the Genesis Open, we turn our eyes and hopes and dreams east to the Sunshine state for the Honda Classic -- the first leg of the Tour's "Florida swing."
Good day, friends and degenerates! While the world's best winter athletes have descended on P.F. Changs for the Winter Olympics, the best golfers in the world are in Los Angeles for the Genesis Open!
The Career Builder Challenge -- the artist formerly known as the Bob Hope -- is a perennial favorite among the tour's best. I'm not sure why though, since it always seems to be a journeyman who runs into the best week of his life who wins this thing.
As most of the country is covered in a blanket of ice and snow and misery, the winner's of the PGA Tour are in Hawaii, a land untouched by the despicable clutches of winter where you can swim with dolphins, paddle board with sea turtles, play golf in January and breath without your lungs feeling like your swallowing pieces of a broken razor blade.
Believe it or not, the 2017-18 PGA Tour season is already upon us -- which means we've all got a clean slate. Whether you're a PGA Tour rookie, a journeyman pro or a degenerate wagerer like myself, it's time to begin anew. Last year means nothing. Tomorrow is here and it's time to make hay while the sun shines!
The third leg of the FedExCup Playoffs are upon us! And that means that the time to make some money before the end of the season is running out faster than hurricane relief funds.
As you know, it's PGA Championship week -- the penultimate time the event will be the final major of the season -- and the last chance to make some major money betting on golf. Below I've taken precious time out of my whirlwind schedule to give you my can't-miss, sure-fire, mortal locks for the PGA Championship. So -- get your pencil's ready, kiddos -- I'm only going to say this once:
The PGA Tour's best stroll into Firestone Country Club in Akron, Ohio this week for the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational. In what is essentially and all-star game before the season's final major, there are plenty of great choices this week. I'll be your guide:
Good day, friends and degenerates! It's time, once more, for your chance at (almost) free money! The PGA Tour rolls into (kind of) our Nation's Capital for the Quicken Loans National. While the Big Cat won't be in town, there are plenty of PGA Tour big dawgs ready to take down the title and add valuable FedExCup points...