This year, the U.S. Open returns to the site of it’s second playing — Shinnecock Hills Golf Club — and the story lines abound. Can we see another first time major winner? Will Phil Mickelson finish the career grand-slam? There’s more, but I’ve got to get to the casino and place these bets.

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The world’s best are in Dublin, Ohio for the Memorial Tournament. Jack’s tournament.

Of all the the non-major, non-PLAYERS Championship championships, this is the one everyone wants to win. There’s just something special about getting to hang with the Golden Bear.

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Hey yo! Have you missed me? No? That’s fine. To be fair, Golfstradamus hasn’t been any better than your garden variety bookie. That said, the PGA Tour is teeing it up at one of my favorite venues this week — Colonial Country Club — and sports betting is becoming legal! 

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Hello, friends and degenerates! It’s time once again to weed out the weak from the strong! The players from the posers! The best from the rest! This week, the PGA Tour rolls into Orlando for the Arnold Palmer Invitational — the next chance to line your pockets with income your wife doesn’t know about! 

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Hola, friends and degenerates! It’s time to head back to the Sunshine State for this week’s Valspar Championship. 

In the past, the Valspar has been a sub-par tournament filled with PGA Tour journeymen and young kids who haven’t really proven they could do more than beat their dad and his buddies at the local club. Boy, how times have changed! 

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Buenos Dias! The PGA Tour climbs Trump’s wall and heads South of the Boarder to the land of cheap cerveza and duffel bags full of heads! Not only does this week’s WGC-Mexico Championship mark the second time time the world’s best golfers tee it up in Mexico, it’s also the first World Golf Championship of the year. 

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Good day, friends and degenerates! After a rousing week of edge-of-couch riding followed by the onset of helplessness and sorrow at the Genesis Open, we turn our eyes and hopes and dreams east to the Sunshine state for the Honda Classic — the first leg of the Tour’s “Florida swing.” 

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The Career Builder Challenge — the artist formerly known as the Bob Hope — is a perennial favorite among the tour’s best. I’m not sure why though, since it always seems to be a journeyman who runs into the best week of his life who wins this thing.

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