Hey yo! Have you missed me? No? That’s fine. To be fair, Golfstradamus hasn’t been any better than your garden variety bookie. That said, the PGA Tour is teeing it up at one of my favorite venues this week — Colonial Country Club — and sports betting is becoming legal! 

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For the first time, the AT&T Byron Nelson was played at Trinity Forest Golf Club — a relatively new track just outside of Dallas. While the reviews were mixed, there’s no arguing that the course was eminently gettable all week long — and the aforementioned Wise got it!

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The world’s best golfers are in Austin, Texas this week for the Dell Technologies Match-Play Championship. As we all know, that means anything and everything can happen. Just like the NCAA’s “March Madness” tournament, you can expect upsets galore followed by a No. 1 seed inevitably winning the damn thing. 

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Hola, friends and degenerates! It’s time to head back to the Sunshine State for this week’s Valspar Championship. 

In the past, the Valspar has been a sub-par tournament filled with PGA Tour journeymen and young kids who haven’t really proven they could do more than beat their dad and his buddies at the local club. Boy, how times have changed! 

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As the calendar reached mid-February, the California swing is nearly in the books. With the completion of last week’s AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am, only the Genesis Open away from Florida and the last “swing” before major season begins. The AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-AM — AKA Bill Murray appreciation week — is over. Ted Potter, Jr. is your champion. I’m not sure how, but it’s true. 

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