Hello, friends and degenerates! It’s time for round two of the 2017-’18 PGA Tour season — and time to win some big money. Last week, we came close — closer than we have in a while when Tony Finau finished second at the Safeway Open. Now it’s time to capitalize. 

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Believe it or not, the 2017-18 PGA Tour season is already upon us — which means we’ve all got a clean slate. Whether you’re a PGA Tour rookie, a journeyman pro or a degenerate wagerer like myself, it’s time to begin anew. Last year means nothing. Tomorrow is here and it’s time to make hay while the sun shines!

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It’s Wednesday! And that means it’s time to place your bets! Golfstradamus is back with your can’t-miss, sure-fire, mortal locks for the Zurich Classic! Justin Rose and Henrik Stenson come in as the favorites, but don’t count out some of the sleeper teams looking to make a big splash this week in New Orleans.

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